I hate girls

I went to see Johnathan Richman last night at the Parish. I had an extra ticket so I asked some people standing around outside if they were going to the show. Two of them said they'd already been in but there friend needed a ticket. I offered her the ticket for free. She snatched it from me and ran to the doorman. She turned to me and was a little embarrassed that she had thanked me yet, and she then thanked me and said she would buy me a drink. I could tell in the way she said it that she had no intention of buying me a drink. I walked into the show and never saw her again.

I get more thanks from people when I sell them tickets.