I can't wait!

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When I was a senior in high school it costs me $9 to fill up my tank. The last time I went to Costco (the cheapest gas in town) it cost me $37. I sure which our government, gas companies, car companies and everybody else who is in bed together would all get AIDS. Something must be done about the rising cost of gas.
I would love to ride a scooter and/or a bicycle to work if I could guarantee that I wouldn't be splattered all over 360. If I had any authority I would make a commuter rail line right down the middle of 360 and Mopac and 35 and 290 and 183.
Since that will never be done, I'll just have to buy one of these when they come to the U.S.